scrotch on the rocks

when you spill your scotch on your lap and freeze your rocks

excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs

the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)

by Deadskin July 7, 2009

Scrotch

Adjective

1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.

"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."

"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."

by billebllunt January 19, 2014

Scrotch

An awkward or uncomfortable moment, usually followed by a long silence. First coined by an illiterate individual named Dave who was trying to read the cover of my Lee Scratch Perry box set.

"Man, that time I walked in on my grandma naked sure was scrotch"

by rudezombie December 30, 2004

[scrotch]

a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"

"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...

by gg.rub June 27, 2006

scrotchy

An elastic band designed for keeping oversized scrotums from hanging too low. Similar to "scrunchie" elastic hair bands, but designed specifically for the testicles.

Mike has to put on his scrotchy before the basketball game so his balls don't hang out the bottom of his shorts

by turkeystuffer May 23, 2009

Scrotch

N: When one spills Scotch Whiskey on their groin area, the resulting stain is known as "Scrotch".

Mc: "That jerk bumped into me and I spilled my glass, I had Scrotch the rest of the party.

Mc: "That chick I was hitting on wouldn't go down on me because of my Scrotch"

by Naught Reel Nayme December 21, 2010

Scrotch

When someone scratches their crotch, dick or balls

Hey dude, check out that faggot scrotching.

by kevb0t_ August 5, 2016