schoenweiss

To give a raw handjob, resulting in a red, chaffed and swollen penis. The penis resembles a glass Coke bottle.

Erin asked Brandon if she should put some water on her hand to make the hanjob lubricated. Brandon sighed and poorly agreed. He paid for his mistake when he went to the bathroom the next morning and discovered he had been schoenweissed.

by Charles Ducovny December 28, 2007

Schwenked

Verb-
1.To be owned by, in relation to, or not at all, by Mr. Schwenk (God Bless His Name) or any one els.
2. To become extreemly angry or happy at something or someone.

Noun-
3. to refer to a Faux Hawk in any way.

1. "hey Gick you just got Schwenked!" "shut up man!"
2. *fail test* "Schwenk this!"
3. "hey diggin the Schwenk cut!"

by Doctorspaz May 15, 2011

Schoentrup

An open ended state or acknowledgement that requires no response but one is expected.

Schoentrup #1 (random statements)
An arsonist scares the shit out of me...

That Titan's one big moon...

I smell like...pancakes and syrup...

Sun's really melting the snow...

Raindrops!!....

Oh Crap...I shoulda gone to church this morning...

Schoentrup used in a sentence. "Dude, you just pulled a Schoentrup. Are you sure you didn't Schoentrup yourself?"

by Office Bud June 24, 2010

Schweenz

A total hottie, beautiful girl

Did you see the new girl? She's a total schweenz!

I know! At first I thought she was the cute Kardashian doing a TED talk at school.

Naw, she's just fine!

by yaboybernie August 8, 2016

Schoeneman

Beautiful, sexy, hardworking man who has skin made of silk.

I would love me a Schoeneman!

by Just kNowledgeable Master June 6, 2018

schwonged

To get destroyed

Yo mate you have just been schwonged

by Ibandiito January 1, 2020

Schweng

The most beautiful girl on this planet. She’s perfect in every way.

I went to Burger King and I saw a Schweng. I had to get her number

by Jeffrey Dahmer III November 13, 2020