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Schlemp

Sean Mclaughlin is such a fucking schlemp dude. He's the kind of guy to carry around a pocket constitution just to feel smug.
by Ryles234 November 15, 2018
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schweppe

When blood rushes to the schwantz and causes it to be firm. Also known as a boner, stiffy, or washington monument.
"Grandpa, have you ever woke up in the morning and had a giant schweppe?" The boy asked his grandfather.
"Not any more son." He replied, staring remorsefully at the empty bottle of Viagra pills.
by chestertontreasure June 19, 2009
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Abington v. Schempp

1963 ruling in wake of the Engel decision that banned the mandatory reading of the Bible in schools; relevant to : Engel v. Vitale, separation of church and state
The conservatives were left to wonder as the mighty liberal Chief Justice Earl Warren had done it again: restricting religion in the schools
by silver bishop April 25, 2004
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schweppicure

A Schweppeicure is a person who wants to, or has had sex with Schweppes.
<Adrian> I had sex with Schweppes today.
<Justin> You Schweppicure.
<Kilgard> I wish I was a Schweppicure.
by Jacop Schwepp January 20, 2005
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Schweppes

Schweppes Head
Oh Schweppes
Holy Schweppes
by rmsmartboy July 29, 2014
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Schwamp

In Basketball: to make a shot all net, with swag. This is no ordinary all net shot. This is a $wag shot. After you preform the Schwamp correctly, you must then yell out, "Schwamp!!"

Extra Definitions: 1. to cool, to have swag. 2. To get girls like dribbling a basketball... it's easy. 3. To smack haters. 4. To describe a girl that's so fine.
That boy Kobe was just schwampin it all day.

I schwamp daily.

That dude better not come over here, causr I will schwamp him

Yo schwamp ain't better than mine.

Bro... you just got schwamped.

That girl so fine, I just wanna schwamp that.

I got a chick that's so schwamp!

I got a schwamp.
by SlickTheEnigma January 19, 2011
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Schwemmpes

beyond cool. if something is too cool for words all you have to say is "SCHWEMMPES". pronounced Shwem-pez. but you cant ever underuse it. it stricktly means beyond cool or anyother words. not even dank.
That smokering was SCHWEMMPES!!!!!!11!one!!!11
by this one chick August 30, 2006
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