SCHNOONER

TAKING A LUNCH BRAKE TO:

Schnoodle, or Schnoodling is what you call it when one guy with a circumcised penis has a man with a un-circumcised penis retract his foreskin over both their penises for sick pleasure.

I think those two guys went for a schnooner during their lunch brake.

by GRAND_CHAMP November 15, 2010

Schooner’s Warf

The act of getting a rim job under water while simultaneously getting a reach around.

Oh man that chick I met down in Key West was so kinky! She took me into the hot tub of her hotel and gave me a Schooner’s Warf!!

by conje March 5, 2018

Schpoobie

{Shh-poo-bee} A racist term of extreme magnitude, used for anyone of any race.

"Tom Hanks was such a schpoobie in Forrest Gump." " You never see Morgan Freeman acting like a schpoobie." When around various people of different races, including your own: "Man, look at all the schpoobies in here!"

by Para6ox February 23, 2019

schmooney

A children's book written by Bob Shumaker

Have you read The Legend of the Schmooney

by Dootdoot25 February 25, 2019

shpooner

When you are spooning someone so tightly and deeply that you become furnaced and feel like you’re in a bath.

Babe, I’m cold. Let me get up in your shpooner.

by Lucyworm April 16, 2021

Schoon

A annoying but beautiful person

Josh is a Schoon.

by SUSMAS-IS-FUN.COM November 10, 2021

reverse schooner

Sitting on the toilet backwards and leaving skid marks down the front side of the bowl.

Eddie used the toilet last night and dropped some kids off at the pool and left us a reverse schooner to clean up. He's a funny guy.

by 2rotorbro July 24, 2011