When you are having sex with your girl missionary or doggy-style, and your dog, or hers, sneaks up and fucks you in the ass.
by Para6ox August 24, 2019
"Tom Hanks was such a schpoobie in Forrest Gump." " You never see Morgan Freeman acting like a schpoobie." When around various people of different races, including your own: "Man, look at all the schpoobies in here!"
by Para6ox February 23, 2019