Long schlong

Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.

If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling

by The King1234 March 27, 2009

Schlong on toast

A very common breakfast in France and East Hollywood. Usually contains a fairly large penis with a side of toast.

Peter, George served an excellent schlong on toast this morning... We also had Crepes!

by Rabbi Jüdisch September 26, 2006

Schlond Poofa

The tail pipe of a car.

I bought Ken the Gloden Schlond Poofa for his car.

by Hneum June 22, 2016

schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

Schanal

In anal sex, when the girls craps all over the mans wedding tackle... this is schanal

Bob and Shirley were engaging in hot anal sex... when Shirley accidently "shat" on his dingleberries... "OH CRAP" he cried, for he realised he had just been Schanaled./

by Dingleberry_lover July 12, 2008

schanizzlebits

a word that can be referrenced when you have nothing to say, in place of a curse word.

Oh schanizzlebits!

by Melissa Eddy Brown March 11, 2011

Schlong Slamming

The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.

"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."

"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"

by GFoyle June 11, 2013