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The Schonfeld Principle

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)
“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”
by Ceauxcheaux March 18, 2021
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michael scofield

The name of the main character on the FOX series "Prison Break". Planned an elaborate escape plan and got himself incarcerated at the Fox River Penitentiary in Chicago to rescue his brother Lincoln, who was set to die for the wrongful murder of a man. Michael has tattoos all over his body that give clues to the escape plan. Michael is currently on the run along with his brother and other escaped cons.
Michael Scofield has this look that he gives people called "Blue Steel". It's like that look Ben Stiller gives in "Zoolander", but about twenty times cooler. Also, he started a relationship with the prison's doctor, Sara Tancredi, who really likes him as well. She's just temporarily busy with her AA meetings at the moment.
by crazyrabbits September 12, 2006
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scofield

someone who is running away from something, escaping something.
this adjective appeared due to the famous tv show Prison Break character Michael Scofield, who breaks out of jail.
dude1: hey! where you going scofield?
dude2: i have to take a piss!
by J-Lima December 23, 2008
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Michael Scofield

God? Who’s god? Michael Scofield is god
by Nibbalord May 7, 2020
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The Scofield Special

Wentworth Miller is an actor of Mixed Racial origins. He gives the nurse The Schofield Special in his debut as leader of the crims in 'Prison-Break' the hit series starring this stud.

The Schofield Special is a winey way to get a woman attracted to you. You 'wine-dine' her into a false sense of security then you break out the big 1.
A Wine and Dine methodology to take a lady out. The Scofield Special is a sexual Odessey.

Person 1: Y'all hear bout what Scofield did to that nurse in the infirmary. He's done it again, given that spunky lady The Scofield Special wrapped it right round her sense of security then broke out the big 1.

Person 2: I'm green with jealousy, I wish o had the looks to pull that winey diney style flirt game off. It was like an Odessey just to get that tiny Conca out of its Pants Cell. Still, I'm proud it was one of the boys.
by Jack Herrer January 17, 2019
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megan scofield

A girl who is amazing, intelligent, passionate, and caring. Shes gives great advice and always helps her friends. She has perfect pitch and is very musically talented. Megan has such true inner and outer beauty, but is very self conscious. Megan is smart and will be someone someday.
Friend 1: Megan, you are so beautiful

Megan Scofield: Not really, but thanks for thinking that
by The soontobe Famous One October 31, 2011
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Schoenfield

To forget to pull ones parachute on battle royale games when exiting the aircraft
ah shit i just schoenfield
by iamjagsman June 29, 2022
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