Schnarf

To hit someone on the head with a pillow when they least expect it.

Hey, can I Schnarf you in the face? *Smacks in the face with random pillow*

by Xeribol April 8, 2013

schnarf

someone who farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles.

That dude is so weird. He's probably a schnarf.

by bubbadave August 26, 2005

schnarfle

To eat fast food. Is a verb, adjective, noun, anything you want really.

"Dude lets go to Burger Schnarfle!"
"I feel like quite the schnarfler."
"I don't feel like schnarfling right now, I'm rather full and have a strong desire to rape my dog."
"I have grown nice and plump due to my excessive amount of schnarfling."

by rossco321 May 24, 2008

schnarky

to be sneaky or deceptive

The used car salesman was schnarky!

by vandango April 15, 2009

Schnarf

Adj: A descriptive expression relating to the extreme snugglyness, cuddlyness, or comfortableness of something animate or inanimate. V: To snuggle, cuddle, or become comfortable with something/somebody in an extreme manner.

Adj: "Baby, you look so schnarfable wrapped up in that fuzzy ol' blanket!"
N: "Hey little lady, what do you say we head to the bedroom to schnarf it up for the evening?"

by rhythmicfarts December 24, 2014

Schnarl

Finnish word for Zot, Commonly associated with profuse verbal diarrhea. Has the arm length of a T-Rex

What a Schnarl. He has the mouth of a schnarl

by Drgreenthumb December 13, 2012

Shnarfle/Shnarfeling

When a dog digs his face into something, while snuffling.

Man 1: haha! What is your dog doing to that blanket?!
Man 2: ehh.. He's Shnarfle/Shnarfeling

by WordSlingah April 27, 2015