schmutter

Polari term for apparel or clothes

I wouldn't be seen dead in last season's schmutter

by spidey June 17, 2004

Schmupping

The act of throwing half-used ketchup sachets onto old ladies' cars. The term is often used to refer to other condiments, although in its original intended form the term does not extend this far.

I can't believe those kids outside the church had the gaul to enter in to a round of schmupping after we so kindly offered them a meal.

by Woowoowoowoo December 13, 2009

schmuber

The amazingly talented, super sexy, huge dick sober friend you call when you need a ride home after a night of drinking. He will probably tell you to fuck off and call a cab.

I got hammered and called schmuber, he told me to pound sand and call a cab

by 3merlin3 October 12, 2017

Jannie Schippert

A Jannie Schippert is a girl who is otherwise known as a "hoe extrordinaire. Jannie Schippert's sleep around with anything with a pulse. Yes that means animals. A Jannie Schippert may not know what they are untill told, and may remain in denial for months. If you find one don't turnher over to counsleing, find the closest pimp to get her to work.

Guy #1: Dang! I heard that girl slept with Greag and Darnell last night.

Guy #2: Yea, yea, I also heard she slept with Darnell's gerbil.

Guy #1: She's definitely a Jannie Schippert!

by BigBlackBro April 30, 2009

Schlopper

Blart Clunge Cunt Fanny Fuckhole Minge Pussy Twat Vagina

The female genitalia.

I fucked her good, deep in her schlopper

by gatur July 8, 2011

SchmuckerNuckers

A stupid explitive. Say it in place of profanity.

I just spilled nail polish all over my Phantom soundtrack!!! "OH SCHMUCKERNUCKERS!!!!"

by PhantomPhan June 16, 2006

schmapper

a rapper who thinks hes really good at rapping but sucks at rapping

a guy who sucks at rap is called a schmapper

by marcel roberge March 4, 2007