schmootie

Anything you want it to mean. Mainly another word for people. You choose the context you want to use it in

"That's his schmootie." That's his girlfriend
"Look at these schmooties" Look at all of these people

by Deacon Fam June 3, 2008

sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

by peebody March 17, 2008

Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.

"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.

by Bea Minor December 11, 2019

schmoogie buzzer

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.

"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."

by Freddie Green February 22, 2017

Schoolie killer

Someone who is obsessed for school food

Marlee and caseem was demolishing the school food and Marlee turned around for 2 seconds and turns around to see caseem licking his school food , therefore they are schoolie killers

by Papichulo_5541 December 6, 2019

Schoolie Demon

Someone who terrorized the NYCDOE Free School Lunch; They also go around and ask others in the lunchroom for their school lunch

This is what is known as a Schoolie Demon

Jayden and casseem during lunch were trying to cut eachother on line whilst Lindon and Ali pleaded with the other students to get their school lunch and give it to them. All four of these schoolie demons had done this strategy since freshman year, learning from their mentors Leonardo and Escalade. Lartey took notice and said to himself “ Schoolie Demons are back at it again smh” as they continued to profusely ask others to get them the school lunch.

by Killer Police February 15, 2022

Schmobliterated

This is a hybrid word meaning the greatest extent to which a person can be intoxicated. It comes from the words "hammered" "obliterated" and "shwasted."

"Dude last night you were schmobliterated! I had to carry your ass back and you kept calling me 'waffles'"

by Raychill3 October 16, 2009