schmeckler

A little penis

Awww look at Alex's little schmeckler

by Dave o' Dave January 28, 2014

Schmegle

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Schmeegled

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.

Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.

by murdevil November 28, 2004

Scheembler

People you tend to like.

Dave and Mika are Scheembler's.

by joeramwasbanned September 12, 2009

schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

Schmefley

Nerdy beyond all belief, socially fucktarded

He is so schmefley, look at him just schmefling about, he's going to die a virgin.

by Lizvenom January 19, 2014

Schmecle

penis, cock, dick, the salami

After you sleep with a prostitute pour some lime juice on your schmecle.

by gqny69 January 24, 2021