Schmeat

A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a Knowlsey it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with Knowlsey's schmeat in here

by Captaindownloadboner June 15, 2019

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Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted

Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over

by FartFart420 February 12, 2022

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Schmitted Up

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004

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Schmate Man VICK

An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.

Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.

Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.

by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot23 January 23, 2011

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