Captaindownloadboner's definitions

AZ5

When several gents rapidly scram their rods into a lady simultaneously.

Fancy an AZ5 with me and the boys during the night shift? Heard Dyatlov will be out on the toilet.

by Captaindownloadboner June 22, 2019

Schmeat

A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a Knowlsey it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with Knowlsey's schmeat in here

by Captaindownloadboner June 15, 2019

Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025