1) a participant in the usage of schwag.
2) someone who is view in a somewhat unpleasant way.
3) a bumbling fool.
4) someone whose head spends most of the time in their ass.
2) someone who is view in a somewhat unpleasant way.
3) a bumbling fool.
4) someone whose head spends most of the time in their ass.
1)I can't believe he smoked that ditch weed, what a schwaggert.
2)Only a schwaggert would lick his own balls for fun.
2)Only a schwaggert would lick his own balls for fun.
by onionvolcano December 15, 2009
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Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!
(short term)
Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.
I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?
Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!
(short term)
Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.
I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?
by snowbutcher April 28, 2011
Get the shmaggle mug.The lame attempt at having swagger. Posing as though you're cool, when you are the furthest thing from cool.
by ChairlockGolmz September 15, 2011
Get the Schwagger mug.Schwag (the cool offers you get delivered to your email inbox) + Haggle (what we do to get you the best price) = SCHWAGGLE
by joujou93 March 23, 2011
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
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Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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by Partiologist July 12, 2009
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