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schwaggert

1) a participant in the usage of schwag.
2) someone who is view in a somewhat unpleasant way.
3) a bumbling fool.
4) someone whose head spends most of the time in their ass.
1)I can't believe he smoked that ditch weed, what a schwaggert.
2)Only a schwaggert would lick his own balls for fun.
by onionvolcano December 15, 2009
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shmaggle

Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?

Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!

(short term)

Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.

I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?
by snowbutcher April 28, 2011
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Schwagger

The lame attempt at having swagger. Posing as though you're cool, when you are the furthest thing from cool.
"did you see that douchebag schwaggering to the bathroom? what a poser"
by ChairlockGolmz September 15, 2011
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Schwaggle

Schwag (the cool offers you get delivered to your email inbox) + Haggle (what we do to get you the best price) = SCHWAGGLE
I went online and bought an awesome athletic gear from Schwaggle.active.com
by joujou93 March 23, 2011
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Shmaggle-baggle

A word that replaces any action.
I was so excited, I shmaggle-baggled in my pants.
by Partiologist July 12, 2009
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schmangle dangle

when you fuck someone up really bad no matter what activity you are doing
"holy shit that kid just got the schmangle dangle!!"
"holy shit, janine just gave him the schmangley dangleys!!!"
by kbone July 31, 2013
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