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schlongatude

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.
That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.
by Deevolution January 14, 2008
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schlonging

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.
by jakes_son99 June 3, 2009
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Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map
I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.
by WASOC master September 2, 2021
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schlongagangflaung

he got that Schlongagangflaung ;)
by Schlongagangflaung October 14, 2020
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schlongbabong

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by xkikdtykcxjf August 2, 2023
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shlongbat

some one who likes the same sex.
by rude boii03984875 May 19, 2009
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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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