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schlinkuu

The sound an erect penis makes when it is hastily released from pants
Boy: I don't think you ready for this
Girl:Boy stop playin
*SCHLINKUU*
Girl: 0_0
by iykmyk May 21, 2022
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schlinny

im my schlinny is so juicy and fat
by TingaTenga August 2, 2023
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Shlinky

A shlinky is a round metal coil that can be used as a weapon. Shlinky can also be used as an adjective to describe something epic or suspicious such as "Merry Shlinkmas" or "That was so Shlinky of you." Shlinkys are quite common to find and come in all sorts of sizes and colours.
"Have a merry Shlinkymas!"
by Theshlinkmaster January 7, 2026
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Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)
John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."
by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026
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Wonky schlonky

Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation
This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky
by AnalThief May 8, 2021
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