Scheiser

Scheiser is a misspelling and mispronunciation of the german word scheiß or scheiße, which is commonly used improperly in American English. In standard German scheiße is used the same way Americans use fuck.

Scheisse (the English spelling) is also used as a prefix to describe something that is either unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise in some way considered to be bad or wrong.

Scheiße! Ich habe mich verlaufen!
Fuck! I'm lost!

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Scheiße! Ich bin in die Tur meine Finger zuknallten!
Fuck, I slammed my finger in the door!

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Ich finde Rauchen total Scheiss.
I think smoking is utterly dumb

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Scheiser, Ich vergesse, das ich muss Scheisse sagen!

Scheiser, I forgot I am supposed to say Scheisse!

by Corey s. July 23, 2008

schiesse

Shit. A german term used frequently by Tokio Hotel

Schiesse! I hit my foot on the door

by Live.Laugh.Pone May 7, 2008

sheisse

the german word for shit. not considered as bad as it is in the states, little kids will say it freely and never get in trouble. one of the most commonly heard words in the german language.

ich muss die fische ficken... ohhh sheisse!
(translation: i must fuck the fish... ohhh shit!)

by b-low July 26, 2006

Scheissentagzunfixen

unclear or useless metadata that clearly needs revision: scheisse = shit, tags = metadata, fix = revise

Dude, his Flickr is all scheissentagzunfixen; I can't find squat in there!

by Dan4th March 6, 2008

Vanellope von Scheisse

Vanellope von Scheisse is the deuteragonist of the Wreck-It Ralph franchise. She is a character from the arcade game Sugar Rush. Her signature kart is the Candy Kart. She is voiced by Sarah Silverman. Vanellope is a small and slender 9-year-old girl with fair skin, black ponytailed hair with candy on it, and hazel eyes. She wears a light teal-colored hoodie, brown pleated skirt, teal, white and purple socks, and black boots.

Vanellope von Scheisse is the deuteragonist of the Wreck-It Ralph franchise and a character from within the game Sugar Rush. She is voiced by Sarah Silverman, her theme is just a random assortment of sweets, and her signature kart is the Candy Kart. She is the best friend of Wreck-It Ralph.
Vanellope's name literally means "Vanellope from the city of Scheisse" Her first name is most likely a combination of the female name Penelope and a flavoring used for sweet foods, vanilla. Her last name contains the German preposition "von," which originally indicated place of origin, but was later also used to indicate royalty. "Scheisse" is the German word for "shit". "Vanellope" was likely inspired by another famous animated racer, Penelope Pitstop from Wacky Races.

by gamtiy April 5, 2022

schissenhousen

Another quote from Mr Rex Hunt

"They have huffed, they have and puffed, and they have blown Collingwoods season to the schissenhousen. This is capital S for schissenhousen"

by Bobo Vieri May 15, 2004

sheisterly

The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.

D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.

Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?

D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.

Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.

by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010