schadenfucker 

An insult hurled at people who laugh at your misery. Based on schadenfreude and, well, "fuckers."

Example: Yeah, yeah. So I just fell on the ice. You can quit laughing any time you schadenfucker .

schadenfucker by greebie December 20, 2013

schadenfreudian

A SchadenFreudian is someone who feels joy when seeing others suffer misfortune physically or in speech or memory due to an unconscious conflict.

His SchadenFreudian attitude towards old people scare the hell out of me!

schadenfreudian by ProfPlum January 30, 2016

Schadenfreude 

In the behavioural sciences, Schadenfreude is the term for a euphoric affective state experienced in response to visual and auditory stimuli communicating others experiencing pain or suffering. The euphoric effect has been observed to be significantly elevated in females, primarily of Western origin, when the suffering is observed in males known to the test subject, with a strong correlation between the level of prior intimacy and intensity of the euphoria. Of particular note is the extreme degree to which other faculties may be impaired as the intensity of the euphoric state increases in the observer, in correlation to the increased suffering of the observed.

"In my decades long career I've never witnessed the brain's pleasure centre light up as much as it has in the divorced couple Schadenfreude cases. The most remarkable example was when a caucasian, middle class, suburban female heard her ex-husband had fallen off a roof and shattered his spine. She only heard an aural account and apparently didn't even need to witness it. The intensity of brain activity doubled when she was told he may never walk again. When she heard his children were watching and heard an account of the total humiliation he felt as they witnessed the moment of his downfall, we had to stop the experiment out of concern her brain may overheat. The fact that they were also her children witnessing a traumatic event appeared to have no attenuating effect on her response, if anything it increased."

Schadenfreude by MalcolmTent0 May 24, 2018

schadenfreude 

German for "happiness at the misfortune of others"

Clapping when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses

Watching figure skaters falling on their asses

Watching people out in the rain

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in

Being on an elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

Straight A students getting Bs

Exes getting STDs

Waking doormen from their naps

Watching tourists reading maps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

Watching actors never reach the ending of their Oscar speech

Schadenfreude: Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

schadenfreude by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005

schadenfreude 

The feeling of pleasure gathered from watching the suffering of another human being.

Remember the enormous pleasure you got watching dad get kicked in the nuts on AFHV in the 80s, or ogling any fat asshole in the world dancing in bikini briefs or redneck on a crotch rocket who smashes his face in on the old log next to the "swimmin' hole" near his dilapidated shack on YouTube? That's schadenfreude... It's what makes you human... Or a very bad person.

schadenfreude by Vice Morris July 29, 2009

Schadenpride 

Deriving personal satisfaction from behavior or actions generally regarded as weird, abnormal, or offensive.

Gary took great schadenpride in his gag-inducing elevator fart.

Schadenpride by Bald Evil August 22, 2010

schadenfreugasm 

(n.) to have so much joy at another person's misfortune you can barely contain yourself

Dude, yesterday that One-up James we know got shot down by this total hottie... Who put him down by calling him a One-up James! I had the biggest schadenfreugasm you've ever seen.

schadenfreugasm by 7thAge October 24, 2011