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Santaing

The practice of breaking and entering homes under the pretext of 'leaving gifts.'
Conjugation of 'To Santa'
Police log: "We caught another man santaing at 34 Main Street. Request backup; he has live reindeer."
by TheMagicUnicorn December 14, 2010
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scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.
Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.
by Froghead0 March 31, 2016
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slattling

the reference “slatt” (slime love all the time) as a individual
Yo wassup slattling how you been!?
by yayalpz August 10, 2021
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charlesworthing/scenting

charlesworthing/scenting: a dance craze created in the north of england were a guy will get behind a girl and slutdrop whilst wafting his hands towards his face giving the impression that he is smelling the females buttocks. well known events to feature charlesworthing are music festivals and leeds met uni freshers.
elliot - "damn that girl has some fine dancing".
harry - "looks like it's time for some charlesworthing/scenting, hold my pint".
by J-swallow February 7, 2014
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Garlic Shandling Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Garlic Shandling Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Scanning the Kij

Pronounced "Ki-ge"
This refers to the act of checking the popular buy & sell website "kijiji". Normally used by eccentric (poor and unkept) people, though also used by regular people and tight-ass-cheapo rich people looking to rip off poor unsuspecting folk (eccentrics). Recently in 2010-2011, along with craigslist it erased its personal categories due to social pressure, and its use for prostitution.
Scanning the Kij for some new tires
by cmatt June 6, 2011
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Scanning for Viruses

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.
Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.
by nothinggorilla August 11, 2012
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