Sarmud

An unfortunate state of being so terribly bad with girls you actually begin attracting men.

Guy #1: Bro I've been having a long dry spell.

Guy #2: Yeah if your not careful you might just pull a Sarmud

Guy #1: Bro I've been having a long dry spell.

Guy #2: Yeah if your not careful you might just pull a Sarmud

by LSMMTUAFIMC April 11, 2010

baron samedi

it is a swift back hand slap to the back of the neck usually done when standing up and the one being slapped is sitting down not expecting it. the baron samedi should be accomadated by the sam noise

if you dont settle down you are gonna get a baron samedi

james gave him a baron samedi because he was being an ass clown

by jubajumble February 10, 2009

sermed

Beautiful girl called Sermed.loyal,real,trustworthy,and truthful.Has A heart full of gold but also the strength to cause unexpected damage.

Hi Sermed how's your day been ?

Most likely a muslim girls name ,Arabic name

by Laura#123 July 31, 2017

Sarmad

The saddest and maddest man who ever lived. Should be sad-man but because he is so mad, Sarmad makes sense. Petty, mean and sad. The worst combination of person there ever was.

That poor guy is such a Sarmad. I feel so sorry for him.

by Shannon Gold April 18, 2022

Samedin

A stupid fucking piece of shit mother fucker who thinks he is gangster and sucks dick for a living just for his own fucking pleasure.

You said you a gangster but you neva pop nothin, You said you a wankster and you need to stop frontin, You go to the dealership but you neva cop nothin, You been hustlin' a long time and you ain't got nothin.

by Scott February 28, 2003

Sammed

To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.

she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.

by ewokery October 21, 2009

samed

To copy/duplicate or confirm that two things are the same, in the past tense. Can also be used as a general acknowledgment.

"Did you get that report done?" ... "Yep, I looked at Lisa's and just samed it."

"Hey bro, I just watched that vid of Susan Boyle on youtube."... "Samed. Watched it two days ago."

"I love your mom's cooking."... "Samed."

by examancer April 22, 2009