Skip to main content
Sarmed (Also Sarmad) (From Ancient Arabic سرمد) is a natural body that is awesome, sexy, and to whom everyone looks up to. Girls go mad when they see Sarmeds, but they give them no attention, and that makes the girls want them even more. They are also diabolical geniuses, and love to tease little children and their friends. They are also someone who have a lot experience about life which helps them trick people into thinking they are stupid.
Run! It's a Sarmed! I heard they're stupid!

Exactly why he's a Sarmed, that's what he wants us to think

But everyone loves him, he's stupid.
Sarmed by Longbow1337 April 28, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
good in bed, skills of a stunt driver, always able to talk yourself out of speeding tickets, men want to be him, women are in love with him, the closest to perfection you can possibly achieve
“When you saved that child from a burning house fire you were almost like Sarmad”
Sarmad by Immortalman19 February 4, 2010
Related Words
Sarmed samed Sarmad Sammed sermed Samedin saredo Sarged sargedonut Sarmd

sargedonut 

A leg end of sorts and regular tts spammer in the chat of Aussie streaming champion TheMainDevent. Often know for his prowess with words while (ab)using the bits TTS engine. Sarge often drifts between motivational words of wisdom / spiritual encouragement for the members of the band, and blatant innuendo. Known to some as 'Daddy', he is known to a few fans for his sex appeal and dulcet tones. Possibly unhinged, but the lines are blurred.
Band member 1: "Did you hear SargeDonut's latest tts speech?"
Band member 2: "Oh yes, not only am I now going to follow my dreams, but I'm incredibly turned on".
sargedonut by GiggityUnderscore November 23, 2021
When you just want to share the same sentiments but same old just won’t do it so you add a “d” and “t” at the end to stress your sameness
“i’m so bored...”

“samedt”
samedt by Swizchiz August 27, 2019
Saredo is the best person you will ever meet. She is the best friend u can ever have and a straight up bad bitch! she will protect and defend u and always be ur friend. get u a saredo!
Jayden:Yo my saredo stopped me from getting beat up today
Tanesha: ya everyone should get a saredo i love her sm!
(Sarj'd) V. 1)Pwned, or otherwise Owned, usually in refrence to online games that are military in nature.

from the red team Sergeant in Red vs blue.
You just got Sarged! (pwned)
Sarged by pvtcaboose103 November 8, 2009
A strong, sexy, and unbelievably charming man. a man that every girl want to have inside her. Also a great kisser, and fucker. The most perfect guy in the world. has a great smile. a person with a promising future. acts like he doesnt care, but really cares, a lot. Great in bed and a keeper
You're a Sarmad
Sarmad by TheBombG October 24, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
Next