Sarmed (Also Sarmad) (From Ancient Arabic سرمد) is a natural body that is awesome, sexy, and to whom everyone looks up to. Girls go mad when they see Sarmeds, but they give them no attention, and that makes the girls want them even more. They are also diabolical geniuses, and love to tease little children and their friends. They are also someone who have a lot experience about life which helps them trick people into thinking they are stupid.
Run! It's a Sarmed! I heard they're stupid!
Exactly why he's a Sarmed, that's what he wants us to think
But everyone loves him, he's stupid.
Exactly why he's a Sarmed, that's what he wants us to think
But everyone loves him, he's stupid.
by Longbow1337 April 28, 2011
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by Immortalman19 February 4, 2010
Get the Sarmad mug.A leg end of sorts and regular tts spammer in the chat of Aussie streaming champion TheMainDevent. Often know for his prowess with words while (ab)using the bits TTS engine. Sarge often drifts between motivational words of wisdom / spiritual encouragement for the members of the band, and blatant innuendo. Known to some as 'Daddy', he is known to a few fans for his sex appeal and dulcet tones. Possibly unhinged, but the lines are blurred.
Band member 1: "Did you hear SargeDonut's latest tts speech?"
Band member 2: "Oh yes, not only am I now going to follow my dreams, but I'm incredibly turned on".
Band member 2: "Oh yes, not only am I now going to follow my dreams, but I'm incredibly turned on".
by GiggityUnderscore November 23, 2021
Get the sargedonut mug.When you just want to share the same sentiments but same old just won’t do it so you add a “d” and “t” at the end to stress your sameness
by Swizchiz August 27, 2019
Get the samedt mug.Saredo is the best person you will ever meet. She is the best friend u can ever have and a straight up bad bitch! she will protect and defend u and always be ur friend. get u a saredo!
Jayden:Yo my saredo stopped me from getting beat up today
Tanesha: ya everyone should get a saredo i love her sm!
Tanesha: ya everyone should get a saredo i love her sm!
by taneshaissaredosbestfriend March 7, 2018
Get the saredo mug.(Sarj'd) V. 1)Pwned, or otherwise Owned, usually in refrence to online games that are military in nature.
from the red team Sergeant in Red vs blue.
from the red team Sergeant in Red vs blue.
by pvtcaboose103 November 8, 2009
Get the Sarged mug.A strong, sexy, and unbelievably charming man. a man that every girl want to have inside her. Also a great kisser, and fucker. The most perfect guy in the world. has a great smile. a person with a promising future. acts like he doesnt care, but really cares, a lot. Great in bed and a keeper
You're a Sarmad
by TheBombG October 24, 2018
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