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Sarmed (Also Sarmad) (From Ancient Arabic سرمد) is a natural body that is awesome, sexy, and to whom everyone looks up to. Girls go mad when they see Sarmeds, but they give them no attention, and that makes the girls want them even more. They are also diabolical geniuses, and love to tease little children and their friends. They are also someone who have a lot experience about life which helps them trick people into thinking they are stupid.
Run! It's a Sarmed! I heard they're stupid!

Exactly why he's a Sarmed, that's what he wants us to think

But everyone loves him, he's stupid.
Sarmed by Longbow1337 April 28, 2011
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good in bed, skills of a stunt driver, always able to talk yourself out of speeding tickets, men want to be him, women are in love with him, the closest to perfection you can possibly achieve
“When you saved that child from a burning house fire you were almost like Sarmad”
Sarmad by Immortalman19 February 4, 2010
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Sarmed • samed • Sarmad • Sammed • sermed • Samedin • saredo • Sarged • sargedonut • Sarmd

sargedonut 

A leg end of sorts and regular tts spammer in the chat of Aussie streaming champion TheMainDevent. Often know for his prowess with words while (ab)using the bits TTS engine. Sarge often drifts between motivational words of wisdom / spiritual encouragement for the members of the band, and blatant innuendo. Known to some as 'Daddy', he is known to a few fans for his sex appeal and dulcet tones. Possibly unhinged, but the lines are blurred.
Band member 1: "Did you hear SargeDonut's latest tts speech?"
Band member 2: "Oh yes, not only am I now going to follow my dreams, but I'm incredibly turned on".
sargedonut by GiggityUnderscore November 23, 2021
When you just want to share the same sentiments but same old just won’t do it so you add a “d” and “t” at the end to stress your sameness
“i’m so bored...”

“samedt”
samedt by Swizchiz August 27, 2019
Saredo is the best person you will ever meet. She is the best friend u can ever have and a straight up bad bitch! she will protect and defend u and always be ur friend. get u a saredo!
Jayden:Yo my saredo stopped me from getting beat up today
Tanesha: ya everyone should get a saredo i love her sm!
(Sarj'd) V. 1)Pwned, or otherwise Owned, usually in refrence to online games that are military in nature.

from the red team Sergeant in Red vs blue.
You just got Sarged! (pwned)
Sarged by pvtcaboose103 November 8, 2009
A strong, sexy, and unbelievably charming man. a man that every girl want to have inside her. Also a great kisser, and fucker. The most perfect guy in the world. has a great smile. a person with a promising future. acts like he doesnt care, but really cares, a lot. Great in bed and a keeper
You're a Sarmad
Sarmad by TheBombG October 24, 2018
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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