Sarmed (Also Sarmad) (From Ancient Arabic سرمد) is a natural body that is awesome, sexy, and to whom everyone looks up to. Girls go mad when they see Sarmeds, but they give them no attention, and that makes the girls want them even more. They are also diabolical geniuses, and love to tease little children and their friends. They are also someone who have a lot experience about life which helps them trick people into thinking they are stupid.
Run! It's a Sarmed! I heard they're stupid!

Exactly why he's a Sarmed, that's what he wants us to think

But everyone loves him, he's stupid.
by Longbow1337 April 09, 2011
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What a bunch of beta males take when they can’t make gains.
That guy isn’t natty because he takes Sarms.
by Sarms May 31, 2021
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Acronym for a person that is "Single And Ready to Mingle."

Word is commonly used as a noun, although it can be used as an adjective.
Chad: "Are any hotties coming to the party tonight?"
Todd: "Yeah, Gertrude is coming. She is a total SARM!"
Chad: "Hooray! I'll try to hit that!"
by MDSMooth February 20, 2009
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SARMs are Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators. SARMs are good for building bigger muscles faster. You take them orally.

Just remember to properly measure out your dosage with an eye dropper or syringe, whatever suits you best.

Many people like to make a science out of it, but simply drinking the liquid SARMs and following them up with a chaser like coffee, orange or grapefruit juice is enough to do the job. It will also help with the strong taste of liquid SARMs.

You’ll have to drink at least two to three glasses of juice/coffee to get the taste completely out of your mouth.
I tried RAD-140 and LGD-4033 and MK-677 SARMs and gained 50 pounds of muscle!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 01, 2022
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i went to the store yesterdsy
sorry for the sarm, i ment yesterday
by Bob Wilson May 31, 2003
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Just, a funny word that you say sometimes :)
Guy 1: Hey, man wuzzap?
Guy 2: i am gonna to
Guy 1: Sarm.

by Hocce May 13, 2003
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