Alabama Sandpaper

Straight sexual stimulation in which the female spreads her legs apart so her vagina is showing, and the male rubs his penis against her clitoris like he was fucking her, but only the side of the penis goes into the clit. The friction causes sexual pleasure for both of them, and they both get a happy ending...

I love the Alabama Sandpaper!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 2, 2017

sandia high school

A high school full of teens who try too hard to be who their not. The girls often will bend over for anything with a dick. The guys often try hard to make everyone think they got cash but they are really broke as a joke. Very much like a cliche school in a movie.

Did you hear about the new girl at Sandia High School? she's already pregnant!

by Dankmemersendnudes January 14, 2017

fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom

An insult that can be used as an alternative to "fuck me" or "fuck me sideways" and can avoid actions that look like fucking someone sideways. Also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an ass or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful sex.

-Why the hell did you yell your ex's name when you had sex with your girl?
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.

-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.

by gofuckaduck90 June 15, 2011

sandpaper vag

A women's affliction; the result of an extremely dry vagina. Often caused by wearing a tampon that is too absorbent for the menstrual flow, so that the vagina's natural lubricants are also absorbed. It causes the vaginal walls to feel rough like sandpaper, and makes removing the tampon very uncomfortable.

Girl 1: I just took out my tampon before it was ready and now I have a serious case of sandpaper vag.

Girl 2: I hate that.

by marigold_11 October 18, 2010

Sandilands

The smelly bridge between anus and scrotum.

Kyle often wondered whether other men's sandilands were as resistant to soap as his.

Jeez, your breath smells like a tramp's sandilands.

by infidel castro October 26, 2008

Mexican Sandpaper

The act of putting Vasaline all over your cock then dipping it in sand. Then you put your cock in the ass and analy pound her until she bleeds.

Me and Nick were in Tiajuana and he picked up a dirty whore and gave her some Mexican Sandpaper and she loved it.

by Noahkinseth February 3, 2009

Sandia

The name given to a large amount of organizations in the Albuquerque metro area.

Spansih for watermelon.
Name of the mountains overlooking Albuquerque due to the mountain's watermelon pink color at sunset.

Sandia Builders built our house.

by brman January 10, 2010