Samilura

When you're listening to music and the lyrics of every song you listen to apply perfectly to your current emotions

A.K.A. Sad Sammy, Emo Sammy

"Hey, why is Eric crying to his music?" "He's feeling kinda samiluric right now."

"A state of samilura washed over Lily as she listened to Modest Mouse."

by DJ Honeydew June 1, 2018

Smilervoticat

The best hybrid stan on Twitter in history. Everybody tries to be like them but can never achieve even half the impact.

Smilervoticat outsold you hoes.

by KatysSmile28 October 20, 2020

Serial Smiler

Someone who has the same smile in virtually all the pictures that they take.

Bob: Dude, I've been looking at this girl's Facebook pictures for about 10 minutes now, and she has the same smile on her face in every one of them!

Tom: It's official; she's a Serial Smiler.

by Yahhhhhhhh August 17, 2010

soapy sailer

when you take a caution sign, put a mop in it, put a tissue on the top of the mop and put soap on the tissue and then put it in a public bathroom stall.

im gonna put a soapy sailer in that washroom

by firedude266 January 9, 2011

Merritt Sampler

When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.

Rick: What's up, Ross?

Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?

Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.

Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE October 21, 2011

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

Shandy Sampler

A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.

Male 1: "Why are you so happy?"

Male 2: "I gave my girlfriend a Shandy Sampler last night!"

by Gorth and Jeb May 11, 2016