Swingset

When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.

Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.

by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

SWINNEY

The hole that you put your foot in.

Logan : Hey man, what's the hole on your shoes?
Dylan : Oh, you mean an eyelet?
Logan : Nah nah, the big hole that you put your foot in.
Dylan : Oh, that's the Swinney.

by footenthusiast6 May 14, 2021

swift sip

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.

teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.

by he'brew August 5, 2008

Dick swiging

Giving a blow job.

Wonda Wonderpig has a talent for dick swiging!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

jailbait and switch

A cougar dressed in a schoolgirl outfit

My friend thought he was hooking up with a tight little chick, but turned out to be a hag pulling a jailbait and switch.

by Mrs Plow December 1, 2010

Dirty Swiffer

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia

Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"

by Lex triple x February 28, 2016

Porno mood swing

After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.

Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!

by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013