Oh Bob Saget!

Used when making a mistake, or just getting mad in general. Originates from the turretesguy.com video where he says "Oh Bob Saget!" several times when getting mad. The terms is so funny because Bob Saget is a very random thing to say when you get mad, and because he was a star on the show "Full House", and he now is a dirty comedian. The term "Oh Bob Saget!" is often used in place of a curse word such as sh_t, f_ck, or d_mn. Sometimes, just "Bob Saget" is used without saying "Oh" before. Can also be derived into the forms:
(Oh) Bobby,
(Oh) Bobby Saggy (rarely (Oh) Robby Saggy), and
(Oh) Robert Saget (also, on rare occasions).

No other forms of Bob/ Rob/ Robert/ Bobby/ Robby/ Sag/ Saget/ Saggy are correct, and will not be tolerated.
Other forms may be later derived after the publishing of this defintion that are approved, and will be updated.

Note: please do not make use (although one may be very tempted to) of Bob Saget's sister's name, "Gay Saget", as se has passed away. Thank you very much.

Oh Bob Saget! I just spilled my lemonade!
BOBBY (slight pause) SAGGY!... BOBBY (slight pause) SAGGY!... THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN!

by Robert Saget July 24, 2006

Bob Saget War

An exchange of words, usually on a school bus or other crowded environment. It normally consists of several people saying "Bob Saget" in increasing loudness until people are screaming it at the top of their lungs and the bus driver has to bitch.

Sam: Bob Saget....

Jeremy: Bob Saget.

Ralph: Bob Saget!

Kenny: Bob Saget!!

Eric: BOB SAAAAAAGEEEHHHHT!!!!!!!

Bus Driver: Just shut the hell up! I'm sick of your Bob Saget War, this is the fifth time this week!

Sam: *cough*Bobsaget*cough*

by The_one_you_know July 10, 2009

Swagot

Someone who has so much, “Swag” it makes them seem like a total fagot.

Swagot: “Ay, yo, what up? Check my new gold chain!”

Saber: “I dont give a single fuck about your chains.”

by Saber Hayabusa December 11, 2013

swagatronic

A song that your best friend creates when they are being really imaginative while drunk.

I'm going to make a song, it goes: "SWAAAG, swagatronic, swagatronic!"

by Evabail July 15, 2014

Spagetti Girl

A girl who is straight... until wet

Guy1: Is she going out with steve?
Guy2: No she dumped him for Amy.
Guy1: I thought she was straight.
Guy2: No, shes a spagetti girl

by Sweet Talker. June 11, 2009

Sagetism

The worldwide belief that Bob Saget is truly God. Many people all over the world deny the simple and true fact and are dissenters. Lord Saget has powers unknown to mankind and can defeat anyone. Us believers rely on the strict interpretations on the Lord's actions and opinions to base our religion on.

An example of my true love for Lord Saget:

Me: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Bob, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

Religious leaders in the future: "Sagetism is the foundation on which we stand upon, to allow us to succeed in life."

by Lord Saget's Humble Disciple June 9, 2007

Swagstop

(v):

when one is walking and stops in a halt to assess his or her swag and then proceeds with confidence that his or her swagger is still in tact.

"Yo, this girl was checkin' me out when i swagstopped on my way to class".

*stops*
"damn man, what was that about?"
*nothin' man, i was just swagstoppin'."

by rezaology October 23, 2010