divorce-stifle

a divorced person who uses their divorce as an excuse to stay stagnant in life. Blames a divorce on all their unhappiness and miss-fortune.

to suppress, or have difficulty from moving beyond a divorce.

My mom is divorce-stifled and has not seemed happy for the last 25 years.

by Kate Jimenez November 15, 2011

Stifling

To stiffle - to attempt to conceal a huge mound or erection originating from ones crotch.
Trying to conceal an erection.
Jeans Stifle erections well, but hurt.

HE'S STIFLING!
Look at those jeans, they'd b good stiflers!

by Adam & Tom September 27, 2004

swfl

To proclaim that oneself will continue to smoke weed for the rest of ones life.

Swfl nigga', swfl!

I will swfl, father. I promise.

by Nic949 November 14, 2007

STFL

Save that for later.

I love eating peanut butter. It gets stuck in my teeth, and I think, STFL.

Meeting leader: Next on the agenda is the water cooler is missing.
Meeting attender: And my fruit snacks were stolen from the fridge!
Meeting leader: Whoa whoa whoa, STFL! Let's try to stay on track here people.

by shimrock January 25, 2010

Stifler

Stifler pure mad man always up for the sesh takes it from new York to my Ross loves pussy and drugs and some alcoholic beverages as you do like if you have a big stiffy in your life your sad

Omg Stifler is here the sesh is about to start

by Stifler March 3, 2018

Stifler

When Hitler gets horney.

Peter Sadler has such a stifler lol.

by Matthew Messina November 20, 2004

stifle

to drink something, especially beer, in hurried fashion. originally derived from the noun Stifling Helmet, a homemade beer bong whose name came from a line in the hit motion picture "300."

Jon just stifled 2 Natty's in 5 seconds! Damn!

by Drinking Comittee June 12, 2007