The Spiffing Brit

The most British channel on YouTube. 100% Yorkshire Tea certified. Also the CEO of SpiffCo, which has conquered many lands. There is no exploit he cannot find.

One day the Spiffing Brit is going to find the exploit to real life.

by Doctor J October 13, 2020

jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

Stifferino

A fictional lozenge imagined by Albertus of the Desert, marketed in his mind to aging men such as himself, to provide the hopeful illusion of a potential hard-on.

My dad invented Stifferino lozenges and I still have the prototype.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 31, 2019

Steffi

A girl's name. She super cute and I love her very much. She has the prettiest eyes and she's super skinny.

I love steffi very much - ******

by SwaggyHitler April 24, 2021

stiffany mini

unipressive boner from looking at ANY girl

That fugly gave him a stiffany mini but no one would notice his pants tenting with a middle school micro boner. Until he grows to at least average, seven inch length and five inch girth, he can only hope to get fugly handjobs. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.

by margrette sees January 23, 2013

concrete stiffy

A very hard erection of lasting duration.

She teased me to extremes, my prime boner was a concrete stiffy!

by little miss perky February 10, 2009

keep a stiff upper lip

To be courageous or stoic in the face of adversity.

Even though he was only three years old, Jonathan keep a stiff upper lip the whole time he was in the hospital recovering from his surgery.

by sanjchy905 September 9, 2013