light starch

White collar/clean hands, derogatory term. Often used in correlation with having soft hands/afraid of hard work.

Steve the engineer never comes down from his office to mingle with the welders. He's light starch.

by DreadPirateCrunch October 14, 2023

anal starch

The thick gooey gunk that fires out of your gaping arsehole whilst thunderfarting after you’ve had violent brutal anal sex.

Adam C had brutal anal sex with John A, after John had finished with Adam, the sheets were stained with semen and blood. Adam thunderfarted so hard that he covered John A in Anal Starch!

by Chinese Snorkel September 16, 2019

Cock Starch

The term used to describe a man's yeast infection.

I think I should get this checked out, I have cock starch so bad I could open up a pizzeria.

by WednesdayLynn October 16, 2016

starch naked

Naked and with a stiffie.

I walked in and saw my grandpa starch naked.

by Hedgehogmama February 23, 2018

semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.

We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.

by BigswinginD May 19, 2018

Starched Blanket

A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:

Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny

by Starched Sock September 4, 2010

Corn Starch

Corn Starch(V) A nice way of saying some one looks like a porn star.

Dude1: Dude that chick looks so freakin HOT!!!!
Dude2: She looks like a freakin Corn Starch

by JimmyFoo October 22, 2008