Geauga Flying Squirrel

A gay sex position, wherin four gay men do handstands without any clothes on. The gay men then take a four leged chair and insert a leg of each chair into each of their rectoms, all while still doing handstands,than the largest of the homosexuals sits atop the chair and begins to vigerously masterbate until he ejaculates and moistens the bodies of the four gay men still doing handstands.

(also known as The Cardinal High Special, because it is a common excircise done before all football games by their students.)

The gay students decided to finish their gay orgy with a Geauga Flying Squirrel.

by Point-Badgers. January 11, 2012

Squirrel friend

Reference among drag queens to refer to other drag queens, especially those that hide their nuts.

"Greetings squirrel friends!" ~ RuPaul
"Can I borrow your wig? We are squirrel friends, right?"

by Not RuPaul December 15, 2013

Squirrel Trap

A girl who swallows A lot of nut when sucking dick, making her throat "a place where squirrels congregate."

Keisha swallowed my nut when she topped me off last night. She got a mean squirrel trap.

by H2OKZ May 18, 2017

squirrel dive

to dive, such as a flying squirrel, spread eagle and naked onto an unsuspecting bystander or friend. Also can be performed on one's bed or belongings.

Mikey likes to squirrel dive onto Shane's pillow at Devil's Head.

by Cal City Crew March 25, 2004

Squirrel pouch

Deep throating a cock to the ball bag of the recepient. One this is achieved, the cocksucker then systematically tucks the balls one after the other into their mouth. Henceforth having the appearance of a mouth full of nuts like a squirrel.

That red pants wearing homo, that took the ding ding trolly to the Ball , could easily squirrel pouch deez nuts.

by Truckerclock21 February 9, 2017

squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.

Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"

by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

a secret squirrel bunch

This is a group of intelligence, military and SpecOps cooperating in a top secret endeavor.

The Rangers were working on a special operation with a secret squirrel bunch.

by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021