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Splurt

To ooze out of something.
I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I added to much jelly, so all of it splurt out the side when I bit it.
by Jhenniffer September 18, 2021
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splurtch

A joint rolled with splamptch butts
Fuck I’m gonna have to roll a splurtch
by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022
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Splurt

To release bodily juices in an energetic manner.
I cut my toe and the blood just started to splurt.
by Spurtmastergeneral February 20, 2022
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Splurred

Splurred can mean a lot of things, Splurred can mean that you leaked information to the “opps” , Splurred can also mean “spitting game” to a female
person 1: Yo bro
Person 2: yeah wasgood bro

Person 1: i heard u splurred everything that i told u to not tell nobody

person 2: my bad jit
by Gswarriorss August 5, 2022
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splurried

The past tense of "cumming". Someone had just "splurried" (cummed) (came) everywhere
Teenage Boy- "mum, that girl was so hot. i just splurried all over myself"
Mum- "ask her out son"
by CurryMontser6969 November 22, 2022
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splurt baby

A baby born when sperm leaks from the anus to vagina post anal. Can be prevented by wearing an anal seepage tampon.
I wore an anal seepage tampon so I wouldn’t have to give birth to a splurt baby in 9 months.
by Submissiveslave661 November 25, 2022
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splurthering

Definition

verb \ ˈsplər-thər-ing\

1. The act of spewing nonsense, half‑truths, or misleading statements in a way that furthers one’s own personal agenda, often with manipulative or nefarious intent.

2. More broadly, any rhetorical maneuver in which noise is substituted for substance to obscure truth, derail dialogue, or manufacture false legitimacy.

Etymology

Formed from the expressive English cluster spl- (suggesting messy or uncontrolled bursts, as in splatter, splutter, splat) combined with the verbal pattern of blathering and sputtering, evoking chaotic or deceptive speech. Coined by David R. Koenig (2026).
Usage Notes

• Often applied in governance, politics, and organizational life to describe tactics that cloud accountability or distort shared understanding.
• Conveys both intent (self‑serving) and method (nonsense as a tool).
• Useful as a diagnostic term in politics, risk governance, communication ethics, and narrative analysis.

Example Sentences

• The board meeting devolved into splurthering once the weak proposal met real scrutiny.
• Rather than answer the question, he resorted to splurthering to distract from the underlying issue.
• That man is a splurthering idiot!
• Effective governance requires the courage to call out splurthering wherever it appears.

Related Terms

• gaslighting — psychological manipulation that makes someone doubt their perception.
• sealioning — persistent, bad‑faith requests for evidence.
• blathering — talking foolishly at length (lacks the agenda-driven element).
• obfuscation — deliberate obscuring of meaning.
by DRKoenig January 6, 2026
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