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mormon soak

A Mormon Soak is when two young adults are still waiting for marriage to have sex, but get too frisky. This is how you Mormon Soak properly..
First the Male takes out his member and sticks in into the Woman's key hole, still being true to their lord and savior the Male just let's it Soak.
"Hey Leo wanna Mormon Soak?"

"Sure Sally!"
by RealJesusKiddi March 25, 2017
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Fat Sajak

an insult towards fat people. it rhymes with host of Wheel of Fortune, Pat Sajak.
Carrie: Okay, maybe sometimes I insult you about your weight but I don't do it all the time!

Doug: Oh yeah! What about in the morning when you called me Fat Sajak?
by Chris Norton February 24, 2009
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Soaked-through

to get a girl so horny she's visibly wet from outside her pants.
Jack: Yeah, Me and Lorie were foolin' around last night.
Johnny: You get any?
Jack: Nah, it was just some on top of the clothes stuff, but she be soaked-through.
by TheGreenTosser December 16, 2008
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Sajaked

When you allow a person's charm to trump your better judgement and cause you to second-guess yourself.
"We were totally on our game, then Kevin Sajaked us."

"You Sajaked me into changing my answer..."
by movienerd66 June 25, 2014
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Slojak

A dumb, retarded ass version of wojak. An example of a Slojak would be dan
"Water is an essential part of a submarine."
"shut up ya Slojak"
by kung poo in the loo October 3, 2018
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Soaking

Like "planking" only your dick is inside of a Mormon.
Convince your Mormon GF that you are not "soaking" properly and need to continue to adjust the angle.
by Jackie O face July 14, 2011
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pussy soak

That condition in which ones cat becomes soaking wet. Can be induced by stroking her silky fur, kissing her owner passionately, or sometimes merely by looking loving at her. One so afflicted is known as a wet pussy. Not to be confused with soaking.
He invited me into his office. We shut the door. Within minutes I had such pussy soak I had to change my clothes.
by Dreamy D March 28, 2007
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