eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.

After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.

by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008

sofa

a seat with cushions and is comfortable usually in the living room

i sat on a sofa

by suck it Dylan October 24, 2020

Sofaygo

Sofaygo is a living legend anbody would give this GOAT head at any given time in the day.

Yeat: *shivers* Eminem: *sighs*

Tupac: *quivers* Snoop dogg: *sweats*
Biggie: *whipers* Kanye: *crys*

Sofaygo: "class is beginning listen up"

YOOOOOOO is that SOFAYGO, he is a living rizzinator.

by fartgot September 9, 2022

crap sofa

Jules and Maxo's Sofa

If I have to go back to that spot on 11th and B and sit on the crap sofa one more time I might just take a shit on it.

by dacannonrolla May 9, 2009

softsuiter

When a furry takes nsfw or subducting photos of themselves you must be 18+ to softsuit. They are not murrsuiters as some people believe

Person 1: wow did you see that softsuiters photos!
Person 2: are you sure if their 18+?

Person 1: yep they are i just checked!
Person 2: that's great I'll check them out!

by Possibly a furry April 29, 2020

sofa king

A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".

"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Sofail

When someone named Sohail tries so hard but ends up failing miserably at life. the name is commonly followed by the surname Ali

I am Sofailing Uni
I sofail at everything
I Sofail this test
I Sofail at life
Omg assignment due tomorow SoFaill

I'm so fcuked for this exam = SoFail

by Sofaiil Ali June 10, 2011