Sofa Captain

A former US Navy officer who loves watching TV. He often sits with a remote in his hand, patting the sofa as if it were a ship. The most famous Sofa Captain is Captain Earl Pickles, USN Ret.

Earl: Hey Nelson, you want to sit here with your favorite Sofa Captain? I think 'The Flintstones' is on.

Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.

Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!

Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!

Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 21, 2011

BIG SOFA

Perhaps one of the worst groups in rap music history. terrible raps. terrible beats. Their amazingly astonishing. But nobody has heard their music. Huh? wait. wait.

Did you see BIG SOFA perform? nah nah, they no showed.

by Big Sofa April 30, 2011

crap sofa

Jules and Maxo's Sofa

If I have to go back to that spot on 11th and B and sit on the crap sofa one more time I might just take a shit on it.

by dacannonrolla May 09, 2009

sofa king

A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".

"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Sofa Pizza

Pizza, or any old unrecognizable, food found in the cushions of the couch, chair etc. that you are still able to consume with little or no stomach upset.

While watching Jimmy Fallon last night, I snacked on some Sofa Pizza I found during the commercial break.

by Sistergoldenhair May 12, 2009

sofa-king

Deriving from ‘Sofa King’, a play on "so fucking", sofa-king is to be used as an adjective-modifying adjective.

See über.

I am sofa-king tired right now.

by Victor Van Styn August 10, 2005

Sofa Tactics

To behave in combat the way a sofa would.

I will employ my sofa tactics as necessary.

by Bacon Steve July 05, 2006