smartphowned

To be or get pwnd by your smartphone, or made to look stupid or otherwise inappropriate or n00b-like by the auto-correct or some other function of your smartphone..

OMG, I texted my mom last night to ask if she was making her wonderful shaved pork for dinner, the damn autocorrect changed it to shaved pussy! I hate getting smartphowned!

by SiGN me in June 9, 2011

Smaple

A bucket of whale sperm.

Oh my gosh Miss. Rookswood had a bucket of smaple in her car!

by TigsyB May 14, 2011

Smartphone

Those useless devices that many people at your school have. Chances are, you probably have one too. There are people without such devices, like the one who wrote the definition. People that own a cell phone often look down at it and just scroll and scroll and scroll. They rarely have real conversation. That, my friend, is called a smartphone zombie.

Person with smartphone: Why don't you have a phone?
Phoneless person with sane mind: I don't want to be looking down at it constantly like a zombie. That's why.

by Definition4975 March 6, 2019

shatpanked

to be very drunk to the point where you cant walk or talk.

i was shatpanked last night. do you wanna go and get shatpanked

by john griffiths May 25, 2006

Smaphrology

The study of teenage drinking patterns and mating rituals. Centrally focused on late night parties and philosophical discussions regarding racial stereotypes and flatulence.

Brianna got a bachelor's degree in Smaphrology before marrying Charlie.

by StrangerDanger4Life January 31, 2010

Smap

Smap refers to the act of spamming an internet forum without the intent to be annoying. Rather it is done for comic relief and to chase away forum trolls.

The word was first used during a drunken post in the JTS at the famous nforcershq.com.

Hey sensai, let's go smap up the forum.

by The Big Papaparappa April 9, 2004

smartphone elbow

The soreness you get on the inside part of your elbow, when u stretch your arm out, from surfing the web, texting & doing other lengthy things on your smartphone.

Ouch it hurts to stretch my arm out, searching the web on my phone for 2 hours gave me smartphone elbow!

by G~Flo June 21, 2011