Smakledorff

When masturbating, your hand slips off and the fist comes down on top of the head.

While watching Baywatch the other night, I got smakledorffed in the heat of the moment.

by Bucky Longjohns May 19, 2004

smako

Smako is a small creature that originated from waters of lanzarote and emigrated in 1986 into Iraq.
This creature was discovered by Ben Dauver

smako small creature looks like a hedgehog but can run very fast

by josh marko August 2, 2007

Smakey

the act of being a smake. Being shiffty and under handed

he lied about his paper work. Damn thats smakey

by Office retard March 10, 2003

SMAKIBBIB

SMAKIBBIB: Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast.

Definition: I'll be back in a jiffy

Origin: Red Dwarf, Ace Rimmer.

Person A: hey man wussup
Person B: SMAKIBBIB going to the bog

by Sepherus June 25, 2008

smaking

smoking weed while you are walking

we were smaking when the cops arrieved
dude I wanna go smaking

by smokerdanny June 29, 2010

smakin'

Describes something or someone as delicous, good looking, tasty, etc.

Madison: "Oh my gosh, your outfit looks so smakin' today!"

Joey: "Those lamb chops better taste smakin' if they cost that much!"

by Madison Trucker February 13, 2018

Johnny Smakface

Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.

He also possesses a very large dick.

"Johnny Smakface is sexy"

by <3Pnub February 24, 2005