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BS-apatory Skills 

prounounced B-S-a-pa'tor'y skills
1. n. The ability to make-up stories on the fly.
2. n. The fine-tuned craft of wielding tall tales.
Angie is well-versed in the art of using BS-apatory Skills. Last night she told me that her plane was hijacked and she had to call ATC to help her land it.
BS-apatory Skills by The Chameleon September 22, 2007

Trashley skills 

A skilled bag of trash, which roams town to town dick to dick. The bag is notorious for it's gang bangs and overdosing on cum and cocaine. Trashley skills has been known for its pathological lies which it tends to actually convince its retarded self that these lies are true. T-skills has made quite the name for it self by beaking off any girl or guy and making unprobable threats towards them and then backing out when the chips are down. Researchers believe T.S could be anywhere from age 13 to 21, yet nobody knows because everytime she meets new people her age is different. The movie the decent was filmed in the bags gaping rectum.
"Trashley skills comming to a town near you"
"look out it's trashley skills"
"How old are you trashley skills"
"ewww Trashley skills"

Social Skills 

John lacks social skills, so he spends most of his free time on the Internet.
Social Skills by Voz December 17, 2012

Tbag Skills 

Talent worthy of acclaim and enthusiastic approval. Derived from First Person/Fast Paced Shooters where in a pwned player gets crouched on repeatedly and rapidly by the pwner, mimicking a jaunty or vengeful "tea bagging."
1. I nominate c0mputeRb0y for always being fun to play against, ossum tbag skills, and owning me with that bloody pistol!

2. Ms. Stevens is extremely attractive and young, but when it comes to the office, Sofie is clearly the right choice due to her Tbag skills in administration.
Tbag Skills by MajorSajor August 1, 2010

Hesseltine BS Skills 

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.
Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills

Tiger skills 

Skills of a sexual nature which go above and beyond those associated with everyday sexual activities; may be used to refer to either sex.
OMG Tim has tiger skills!! I never knew he was such a sex wizard - get some!
Tiger skills by sluttykitty. May 31, 2011