Simple Dick

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.

Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.

by stoned manatee May 29, 2014

simple minds

Scottish Stadium Rockers,Lead Singer Jim Kerr. Great Band Sadly much ignored now outside their native Scotland.In the 80's there were only Simple Minds and U2 to get excited about.They have now been eclipsed by their Irish Cousins(Undeservedly).Still around! and actually making better music now than they have in years .Check out their latest album 'Black and White' it kicks arse and is better than any album from U2 since the Joshua tree

Simple Minds Sing ''Don't You Forget About Me''

by Aye Yer Maw April 28, 2006

Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

simple and clean

"Simple and Clean" is the title of the English theme song for the American release of Kingdom Hearts; it is sung by a bilingual pop idol named Utada Hikaru, who was born in America and moved to Japan as a child.

when you walk away
you don't hear me say
'please' oh baby don't go
'simple and clean'
is the way you are making me feel tonight, its hard to let it go"


Beginning of the song
Simple and Clean

by ki January 31, 2004

Simple Man

Great song from Southern Rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd's 1973 debut album "Pronounced (Leh-nerd Skin-nerd)" Written by singer Ronnie Van Zant and guitarist Gary Rossington. The Shinedown version is awful. Sorry.

Simple Man is the best song Skynyrd ever recorded.

by metlmtn May 11, 2013

Simple Dimple

You’re some cringe 12 year old who is obsessed which “ fidgets “ and thinks they make you UwU quirky

Unless you have a medical condition and you need these or something…

Person one: OMG look at my new simple dimple!
Person two: Uhh cool..

by Follow me on PicsArt @ayakoxx August 16, 2021

Simple Simon

A stupid motherfucker.

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.

by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018