Schrimpf

Small krill from the north-eastern region of the Sierras. Dangerous alone while also powerful in numbers. Barely larger than plankton. Unusual cravings for left hand side of the Male Humans ribs. Rump-a-la-kala is usually bubbly and nice. Beaver tends to exceed safety regulations on a consistent basis. Poor Eyesight. Hot-Blooded. Gay for chick flicks. Coffee addiction's prevalent. Strengths- Ability to Love unconditionally, feminine nature, HoTT, Rump-a-licious. Weaknesses- Nose, Creases, Crevice's, Mustaches, Nail Clipping sounds, and farts, especially of the dutch variety.

Residents of the greater Tahoe basin, the Schrimpf is elusive and vaginal... usually feminine.

by Lova-Boy December 3, 2010

Schrim

A mark made on someone's face by a penis.

Did you see that whore, Ashley? Adam totally gave her a huge schrim.

by Tjimm April 25, 2010

sichting

someone relating to don vito. often know to have a fat dip in the mouth and hates punjabs typically named karanvir. Also usualll has the worst smelling breath in the world smelling like asshole.

Someone who is somewhat illiterate and has trouble reading and typing and talking....and lots of other literary malfunctions

"That dumb teaching is being a fucking sichting"

"Stop being sichting!"

by billstien May 20, 2008

Schribben Daggen

Pronounced like (Sh-rib-in dog-in)

Schribben Daggen is the act of schribbing one's dagg in a violent manor while eating a sausage after getting out of prison. This is usually frowned upon by anyone who is not also involved in schribbing daggs.

Austin: "Hey Bryan what are you doing today?"
Bryan: "Oh nothing, just going to Cindy's house to schribben daggen."
Austin: "Oh cool can I join you?"
Bryan: "Yes, but bring your own daggs."

by Bryan from TruGaming.net October 30, 2010

Chelsea Schriever

The nicest girl YOU will ever meet. she is beautiful and has dark hair. one very unique person

Chelsea Schriever is beautiful

by yamama4life August 23, 2009

Schribered

To borrow another man's under garments for the purposes of wearing them as your own - typically not returned as a result.

Ben schribered my swimshorts because he forgot a pair of his own - I don't think I want them back.

by Kathy Koral September 26, 2003

Schritasm

(skri'-taz'em) n. a state of frenzied excitement, intensity, overpowered by joy, or great delight.
2. -interj. an expression as of approval, concordance, delight; an exclamation of surprise, concurrance, or approval.
--schri-tas'mic (-taz'mik) adj. something or someone who can be described as appealing, impressive, remarkable, enviable, alluring, or desirable.

n.--
"That party at Club Opera last weekend was a total schritasm."

interj.--
Jill: "That dress she's wearing has a neckline that plunges all the way to Ecuador."
Jack: "Schritasm!"

adj.--
Jack: "That dress she's wearing is totally schritasmic."

by Doctor Derek Faux & Trevor Quimby August 31, 2006