shwants

male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area

She wants my shwants.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

shwantz

tallywhacker, penis

Tyler has a tiny shwantz

by Zookie March 29, 2003

Shwinger

That's what I was going to say.

Dude 1: Wow look at that fine bitch over there.
Dude 2: Shwinger.

by AleksJ June 21, 2009

shipnotized

When you "fall in love" with a person on a cruise ship. They seem so dreamy and perfect until the cruise is over, then you realize they are just another shit head and only seemed nice due to the lavish surroundings on the cruise.

"How did you hook up with him, hes a fat slob"
"I was shipnotized"

by click commando October 30, 2013

Shwinkle

When a man or woman shits and tinkles at the same time

Man, I took a long shwinkle yesterday.

by Bill T. Johnson March 16, 2010

shwandy

Something you can’t describe and can be used as a compliment or an insult.

Pronounced: sh-one-dee. It is usually said “classic shwandy.”

Classic shwandy

by Shwandy master February 17, 2021

shibbity shabbity shwank

Used when a need for randomness, or silence breaking is required. An answer when non is relevant

1.
Joe: ...
Joe: ...
You: Shibbity Shabbity Shwank.
Joe: True dat

2.
El: So are you a virgin?

You: Shibbity Shabbity Shwank.

El: Cool

by ILoserMan June 29, 2004