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My shmeat is small
SHMEAT by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019
My shmeat is in your mom hahhahaha XD lol XDXDXDXDXDXD lmao
SHMEAT by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019
to have a small dick
sha has a serious case of shmeat
shmeat by Shmeat beater6000 December 24, 2019
Small penis the no one likes
Timmy has a shmeat and can’t get wit a girl because of his small shmeat
Shmeat by Thatisok12345 June 7, 2020
Being a fuckdick, shitdick , annoying motherfucker, etc.
Jacob's such a shmeat

You know that fool vance, hes a shmeat
Shmeat by anonymous September 14, 2020
To have a penis of average length, but A LOT of girth.
He doesn’t have a Slong but he definitely has a shmeat.
Shmeat by Lonely.Spider November 12, 2020