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Sharpest Bulb

Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008
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T-Sharpe

To have a penis that is curved. Usually inward, but in rare circumstances turned outward. Having a T-Sharpe makes love making quite difficult and can often lead to an unfulfilled sex life.
Is Audrey still dating Tony? "No he had a T-Sharpe..it was really fucked up"!

"I can't do it doggy style, you know I have a T-Sharpe baby"
by TonyDumDum September 14, 2008
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Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.
She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener
by revvinkevin July 28, 2016
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Sharpet

Hey babe wanna lay on my Sharpet?
by adampolly January 25, 2021
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Haley Sharpe

Haley Sharpe is a tiktoker who made the popular dances on the app called " the say so dance" and " the money tree dance". Haley was in a twitch streaming group called 4freakshow which had 4 teenagers ( who were also tikokers) that did comedy skits live. Haley's users on tiktok are @yodelinghaley and @postysdaughter.
Haley sharpe is a tiktoker who does dances.
by 4freakshowfan80 April 5, 2021
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Uzbekistan pencil sharpener

An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.
*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022
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The Former Shaper's "Gym"

In Hipperholme, Halifax. Situated on the A58 road, opposite Hipperholme Grammar.

Infamous for the lack of equiptment, deficiency of money invested and the owner, DIRTY LIN.

If you ever previously went to this lame excuse for a gym, i feel sorry for you.

If you have ever encountered Dirty Lin, possibly the most horrible person you will encounter, i feel sorry for you.

The best piece of news from this sh*t hole, was the closement of it last November.

The building still stands to this day. And although dirty Lin is long gone, the memories will haunt those who have experienced.
Covo bout The former shaper's "gym"

Andy: "Ever went to so called Dirty Lin's?"
Matt: "Yeah, went for two weeks, still gives me nightmares!".
by WhoRya? February 19, 2009
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