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Sense Of Direction

Knowing where to go. Having a sense of direction is like that giant finger on Simpsons Road Rage that points you to where you want to go, without even looking at a GPS.
You: "Hey Justin Bieber, where is the coffee shop?"
Justin: "And I was like, BABY! BABY! BABY OOOH!"
You: "Okay, I'll just use my Sense Of Direction.."
Sense Of Direction by MalachiteBoxer November 30, 2018

sense of humor cancer 

The inability to laugh, relax, take it easy, or find jokes funny. People with sense of humor cancer are typically perfectionists who never laugh. They can also appear as radical conservative assholes like Ann Coulter, or liberal hippie douchebags that have to defend everything. And if they smile at anything, it's the most vapid form of obvious humor. They take everything absolutely seriously and are usually an absolute buzzkill.

Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.
"My sister lives in California, protests in demonstrations, hates all men, and never laughs at anything. I think she has sense of humor cancer."

sense of entitlement 

A mental disorder shared largely by inner city residents. Symptoms usually include the following:

1: Usually desires to live month to month living off a welfare check without looking for work.

2: Usually panhandles around banks and downtown areas anyone they see (especially caucasians) for money under their warped belief that caucasians owe them everything for the past and present.
Panhandler: Sir, can you give me a dollar?

Me: You have the sense of entitlement disorder!
sense of entitlement by Piranha January 19, 2006

Sense of tumour 

Very bad sense of humour. Juxtaposed to rhythm with tumour to give the sense of killing you with the bad jokes. Can only be used with close friends or with tumour patients who have a sense of humour and bad jokes in their kitty.
Your sense of tumour is killing me, Ryan!

sense-of-cock 

N: A natural appreciation of male genital stimulation.
"The US government is not prepared to schedule bilateral trade negotiations at this time with New Zealand," he said.

"If they posessed either John Howard's or Tony Blair's 'sense-of-cock' they might be in with a chance..."

sense killer 

Snort a line of salt, squirt lemon juice in eyes, take a shot of nasty tequila, and get boat air horn blasted in ear.
Mack and Sally did sense killers, and got f'd up.
sense killer by jackdawg March 7, 2007