MalachiteBoxer's definitions

Gabi

Gabi is a very beautiful girl, she's always there for you when you need a friend because no one else likes you. Be sure to handle her with love and respect for she is as fragile as Grandmas Ash Vase and breaking her will only cause harm. If you can get past her over usage of emojis then you'll find her as I do. She has a lot of great jokes in store, and talking to her will make you happy.

You: "Yo, see that girl Gabi?"
Friend: "Yeah man, what about her?"
You: "There's just something so beautiful about her."

by MalachiteBoxer November 30, 2018

Sense Of Direction

Knowing where to go. Having a sense of direction is like that giant finger on Simpsons Road Rage that points you to where you want to go, without even looking at a GPS.

You: "Hey Justin Bieber, where is the coffee shop?"
Justin: "And I was like, BABY! BABY! BABY OOOH!"
You: "Okay, I'll just use my Sense Of Direction.."

by MalachiteBoxer November 30, 2018