paul schaffer

is what you call someone who constantly interrupts you when you are trying to be funny.

the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'

Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'

"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"

"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"

by hartattack June 25, 2006

Riley Schafer

A big faggot, who yssualy has not life. He also sucks a kid named treys dick

Your a Riley Schafer

by McDonald's food December 12, 2017

schaffino

Shaffino is a wierd,freaky, amazing last name

John schaffino is so wierd

by Elisabeth gray June 5, 2016

Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.

Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass

by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011

Charley Schaffner

Super Cute, adorable, loving girlfriend, who always makes me smile, and whoever is her boyfriend is the luckiest person alive

Charley Schaffner is the cutest ever.

by CalebDean May 13, 2016

The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world

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GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

I like The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world

by gaypor June 26, 2023

Harold Schafer

The creator of a catalytic converter buyer. The original catalytic converter buyer, and the inventor of firstamericancore.com.

Also the creator of crazypays.com the largest and the FIRST money sharing, with members web site ever created. Money is received from advertiser's and members, and shared with winning members. Crazypays has the most awesome crazy video's of all time. Harold schafer is the leader of the underground and above ground.

crazy, crazypays takes money from the rich and gives to the poor thats a harold schafer for ya. harold schafer modern day Robin Hood, inventor, creator, genius.

by crazy pays cash to members November 29, 2011