scarf of sexual preference

Ran off with the Sorting Hat the fall of Harry's sophomore year, which is why Ginny wasn't sorted the traditional way. Called Scarfy.

A Very Potter Musical:
"And another very special welcome to our newest addition from Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me Mrs. Ginny Weasley."
"Yeah I'm a girl, and um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by the uh, sorting hat?"
"Well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going to be back until next year."

by Rocketship Potter January 22, 2014

scarf indie

A subgenre of the indie/emo music genre characterized by the fashion style of its listeners who often wear scarfs regardless of the weather climate.

Associated bands include Bright Eyes, Modest Mouse, The Postal Service, and Interpol - to name a few.

"Turn down that scarf indie music and take off that ridiculous garment around your neck, it's 79 degrees out here for chrissake", his mom yelled.

by b00zy September 9, 2005

Scarf Monday

A day when scarfs are used to cover up a persons neck from mistakes made during the weekends.

So after last night is it a Scarf Monday?

by twak November 13, 2010

Scarf tits

Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.

Dude, did you see that chicks saggy ass titties last night?!?

Yo, those were some Scarf tits!

by Ri'shard May 31, 2010

scarf trick

Cumming continuously, non stop orgasm in your hand

It just kept coming out like a magician doing a scarf trick!

by Britbrat71082 April 14, 2016

Scarf-n-Barf

In academia, the practice of cramming information into one's cranium (scarf) just long enough to regurgitate it onto an exam (barf) in order to score a passing grade for the course.

Jude passed Physics the good old fashioned way, through sheer scarf-n-barf.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015

scarf of sexual preferance

the scarf used by hogwarts to determine the sexual orientation of it's students. the scarf also marries the sorting hat. most people when asked where they were sorted will answer where the scarf sorted them before the hat.

After being sorted by the sorting hat and the scarf of sexual preferance:
Harry: 'Hey guys, what did you get sorted as'
Ron: 'Bi-curious'
Hermione: 'Waiting till marriage'

by It's a robot November 26, 2010