sarstupid

Somebody whom hogs on to toilet paper rolls or goes around spitting saliva into each others mouth or touching dirty surfaces and stuffing it into others mouths.

That man over there is putting his finger into that lady's mouth. He is so sarstupid.

by LT SuperNovaTimes (1st acc) March 26, 2020

bath salts

A street name for designer drugs which resemble bath salts and can induce violent behavior, visions of paranoia, nudity (using bath salts can raise internal body temperature), and EATING shit (research Matthew Hammond of Georgia).

Yep, that's right, some loser named Matthew Hammond actually ATE his own shit after taking bath salts.

He probably deserved it for taking bath salts.

Do some research on Matthew Hammond of Georgia on bath salts if you think I'm joking. Really, do it.

Don't forget about:

* Carla Murphy of Pennsylvania who allegedly took bath salts after giving birth and later attacked hospital staff.

* Robert William White of California who allegedly took bath salts and assaulted a woman and later claimed he was an alien who talked to Jesus.

* Brandon DeLeon of Miami who allegedly took bath salts and threatened to eat people and tried to bite a cop.

and many, many, more...

Bath salts AKA Aura, Black Rob, Bliss, Blizzard, Bloom, Blue Silk, Cloud 9, Drone, Hurricane Charlie, Ivory Wave, Lovey Dovey, Lunar Wave, Maddie, MCAT, Meow Meow, Monkey Dust, MTV, Ocean Snow, Peeve, Purple Wave, PV, Red Dove, Scarface, Snow Leopard, Stardust, Super Coke, Vanilla Sky, White Lightning, and Zoom.

by bath-salts-suck-ass July 17, 2012

Sarasona

Marijuana, Weed, Ganja, Grass, Dope, Pot

Hey Halimond, load up the iolight so we can sesh some sarasona.

Yo boys, it's about time we went to meet up with sara.

by SergeiBerezin May 14, 2010

Sarpsborg

A extremely beautiful city in Norway. Known for it's seriously large waterfall, yellow glaciers, viking guards and lustful women.

The No.1 spot to travel to if you ever plan on visiting Norway.

"Hey dude, I heard you were going to Norway?"
"Hell yeah I am"
"Be sure to step by Sarpsborg, SICK CITY DUDE, SICK"

by TxThree October 22, 2012

sarsy

1. An embarrassed apology, with acknowledgement that your actions might have led to an epidemic of global proportions.
2. An apology made after giving someone SARS.

-Dude, why did you break that test tube?! We're all going to die!
-Whoops, sarsy!
-No prob.

by Bunzobunzo November 15, 2006

Sarasota

The most boring place in the world for the young, fabulous, and broke. For anyone who doesn't live here, I'm sure that Sarasota seems like a beautiful and wonderful place to vacation. But living here sucks. Basically, this is where rich, snotty old farts come to die. And irritate the hell out of the locals.

On any given day, you can see the blond, rich, family of four that just moved here from Michigan, ruining the sunset on Siesta Key, to take a family portrait in their "Floridian" white shirts and khaki pants. Shopping is a hobby, because there is nothing else to do. And, the shopping malls, now owned by the Texas-based Westfield, are now overrun by bored-out-of-their-minds preteens with Daddy's credit cards in their hot little hands. Buisnesses that have thrived here for 30-plus years are being driven out by greedy speculators. Every other home is for sale, with no one buying them, because the real estate bubble burst. I guess millionares don't feel like purchasing a home on Siesta Key, where driving one block on Memorial Day weekend takes four hours, and you are more likely to have your homeowners insurance taken away than a dog getting fleas. Then, once you're done playing the "hunker-down" drinking game during the latest hurricane, you can go to Walmart for the sixth time this week. The best thing about Sarasota is that is easy to spot tourists. Tourists, if you're at the beach, are the ones who bring two giant coolers, a giant bag of sandcastle building tools, a huge umbrella or tent, and about ten bottles of suntan lotion. And they do this to be at the beach for an hour. Outside of Siesta, they're the ones yelling at waitresses, cashiers, and just about everyone else in the service industry. Then they drive 30 miles an hour on US-41, and call it Tamiami Trail, to go for ice cream on St. Armands circle. They take pictures of the "art" that blocks the view of Marina Jack, without realising that the boats anchored in the bay are inhabited by people whom are considered homeless. Sarasota is the most segregated county in all of Florida, and the city planners are trying desperately to push out anyone who doesn't make at least 100K a year. But then again, they are too busy designing parking lots that are only easily navigated by the secret service.

by Knitakitty June 15, 2007

SALTS

Coined by comedian De Ray Davis meaning Smiled A Little Then Stopped. The modern man's answer to LOL or LMAO

(Text message)
You: My mom just fell out of the chair.
Me: SALTS

by Skii1234 July 31, 2011