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Rumpelstiltskin 

A cocktail consisting of vodka and Dr. Pepper. It is traditionally served over ice in a juice glass.
Bartender, I'll have a Rumpelstiltskin and a beer.
Rumpelstiltskin by SaintArnold December 19, 2010

Rumpelstiltskin 

A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.
Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..
Rumpelstiltskin by manyperson August 10, 2009

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin 

When a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the asshole of a man while jerking him off. Once both parties have finished-- the man eating the asshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile shit all of the man who ate his ass hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans Mouth).

This is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a blowjob while shitting and then vomits down his ass ( see urbad dictionary Rumplestilskin)
"Dude, you smell like shit! did you get a Reverse Rumpelstiltskin?"

the dirty rumpelstiltkin 

sex

coined by musician Jon Benign
Lets do, the dirty rumpelstiltkin

reverse rumplestiltskin 

Turning gold into straw - aka urinating in a woman's hair
While she didn't want an entire golden shower, she was okay receiving a reverse rumplestiltskin.

Rumplestilskinned

To be Fooled, Tricked or had the "wool" pulled over you're eyes.
Person 1: What are you drinking?
Person 2: Soda. It's so good.
Person 1: Sweet. Can I try?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: Yuck. WTF is this?
Person 2: Ha. That was Shampoo and body spray. You just got Rumplestilskinned!
Rumplestilskinned by Dr. Pink November 4, 2008