Rumpledickskin

1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.

Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."

The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.

"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."

by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017

rumpelstiltskin

Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.

Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.

by dickbagjon January 5, 2018

Rumpest

Someone who judges others by their rear end.

As seen on Sabrina: The Teenage Witch

Zelda: Sabrina, you're not a rumpest. Are you?
Sabrina: No! But Jenny might be!!

by Familiarrr December 7, 2018

Rainbow Rumper

Where a guy name Zackary Schmidt sticks his arm in another mans ass... Elbow first.

Both: Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Zack: Well, I guess you get it first.

Man: *Sigh* I lose every time.

Zack: I guess I'm Rainbow Rumper again.

by Lolocausts December 21, 2010

Romped

to completely annihilate your opponent in a online video game.

Last night I was playing Halo and I romped this guy so bad the score was 25-3.

by Blazeablunt September 27, 2007

Rumper Bumper

Having sex in a casual or non committal way.

Dude, me and Robyn did the Rumper Bumper last night!

by mregina February 18, 2009

rumpery

The act of behaving foolish or like a rump

"Hey You, enough with the rumpery!!"

by pegalus April 21, 2008