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nuBB rules

1. NuBBs will be nuBBs.
2. Never trust a nuBB.
3. Always get host.
4. Never play with a nuBB who has a guest.
5. Always avoid a nuBB with no mic and/or a guest.
6. You might be a nuBB if you use "noob-tube aperture" or otherwise known as the mp40, famas, or ak74u by the wise man that goes by Billis Tizzle.
7. One who participates in "Brady Bunchin" is a nuBB. This act is more commonly acknowledged, in Halo, as reaching the maximum nuBB capacity in any one vehicle. An example would be cramming three nuBBs in a warthog, when it is common knowledge that the third nuBB is simply not necessary.
8. Never put the grenade launcher attachment on the ak74u.
9. If you lose your juggernaut perk in nazi zombies more than three times in less than three rounds then you might be a nuBB.
10. You also might be a nuBB if you are fly trapped in a corner in nazi zombies and then tricked into opening the first two doors.
11. Finally, always respect the man that at the start of a game declares himself team leader and orders all of his nuBB teammates to follow his every move in order to lead said team to victory. This respectable man is often referred to as a "Charles Nades" or "NuBB King".
Man I'm glad we have a Charles Nades this game, we might actually win.

Oh man, I can't believe that I was killed by "noob-tube aperture", I should have followed the "nuBB rules".

I am sure glad that my guest and I, who do not have a mic, got host this game, that way I can inevitably quit and leave it to the "Charles Nades" on the team to pick up the slack.
by Yorgi mashendavetwokov August 23, 2011
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7-11 rule

The rule that states 90% of the time you call a 7-11, the person who answers will be Indian.
The 7-11 Rule
*Ring*
(In Indian Accenet) Hello my friend, welcome to 7-11
by indianboy123 April 17, 2014
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rule 34.66

If it exists, there is a m/m story about it on a fanfiction site.
Diabetic 210-pound teenager named Bree: "I don't get it, how can we write a m/m on this touching story about how two lesbian women overcome their emotional shortcomings to embrace true love?"

Fifty-year-old woman who's never had sex: "We do a crossover with Harry Potter where they get accepted into Hogwarts and drink a gender-shifting potion that turns them into guys, and then we have Malfoy and Snape drill them in the ass while they jerk each other off."

Bree: "Of course! And after that we can add in the magical bondage chapter! How could I ever have doubted rule 34.66?"
by GET SCOTT SMITH, GET JUSTICE January 30, 2014
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Stupid rules

Boundaries made by stupid fucking teachers or leaders who think the wrong things all the time and want to fuck up your life.
Coach: What were you doing in the locker room?
Guy: I was getting changed.
Coach: Nah, you were talking and wasting your fucking time. You're suspended from changing in the locker room for two weeks.
Guy: You know what, you're a stupid coach who makes stupid rules, you fucking dumbass.
by AdomC March 7, 2015
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Ruler of Everything

Song by Tally Hall now used in many memes. It switches from light to dark which is why people like to put it on morally ambiguous characters
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The Shart Rule

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.
“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
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Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be.

Only one known exception: rule 34 itself.
1: Hey, do you know if there's any Power Rangers porn out there?
2: Rule 34.
by nsrtnmhr September 8, 2011
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