Has a people's supercar which does 0-60 in 0.001 seconds (or he says it does...). VOLKSWAGEN GOLF GTI MK 7
Flexes every so often and blocks from group chat too.
Flexes every so often and blocks from group chat too.
Joel Ripley has flexed once again.
by smallpebis May 05, 2019
Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas
Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
by meeoowwwq March 27, 2022
Ripley st Thomas is a shit show . U will find 90% of the school using ecigs in the toilets 99.9% of the time . You will get asked by the y7 if u have a vape . Skirts rolled to the max even shorter than the blazer . Need to tell the teacher somet -don't bother they don't give a fuck they just try find people with a ecig on you . Y11s are next level u will get chips lobbed at u and u will get shit in by the seagulls Nearly everyday overall the school pretty eventful in my eyes if u wanna leave a drug addict and couple gcse . kids probably sniff ket of the toilet seats tbf
by Samuxkksb May 25, 2022
He is the best and has lots of friends if you are his friend keep him as he will be loyal (most gurls Funo him for gingers because they can’t handle his honesty)
Dylan Ripley is so sexy
by Some sexy unit November 08, 2019
by BLH34 February 15, 2017
Probably kind of smart, super loyal, lots of fun when he's well rested and not cranky, good at games, competitive, strong willed
by Smiles-huh September 07, 2022
R: keep your distance or I will startle my reactions when startled are most likely out of my control/I may ask questions
I: I am myself nobody else
Ri: I may wish to redo something
P: plural as in I am a sibling
Allow me to be peaceful
If I ask you to stop, please listen
Rip: sometimes I fart, it's not a crime it's completely normal
When I am allowed to rest I will most likely be peaceful
L: love-which I am
Lalala- sometimes I sing
At times I stutter
E: I have eyes
Y: I can ask questions. I try to understand and be understood
Sometimes I am agreeable to avoid confrontation requiring further questioning.
I: I am myself nobody else
Ri: I may wish to redo something
P: plural as in I am a sibling
Allow me to be peaceful
If I ask you to stop, please listen
Rip: sometimes I fart, it's not a crime it's completely normal
When I am allowed to rest I will most likely be peaceful
L: love-which I am
Lalala- sometimes I sing
At times I stutter
E: I have eyes
Y: I can ask questions. I try to understand and be understood
Sometimes I am agreeable to avoid confrontation requiring further questioning.
Ripley is an uncertain little boy.
by Smiles-huh September 06, 2022